I went to Coldplay and you didn't
And I didn't even have to blow a 300lb, 35-year-old virgin to get there!
Review to follow a bit later....
posted by Joey Jo Jo Jr. Chabidoux at
9:59 AM
About
Why the title? I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. As in, "You've got some front row seats fo' the apocalypse, biatch!" Rat-tat-tat-tat!!
Now welcome to the least hardcore blog on the planet, manned by a mid-twenties white boy from San Francisco with too much time on his hands.
Links of the Moment
- Perhaps they got the idea while teepeeing their rival school. Regardless, this sounds like an idea borne of stupidity and lots of whippits.
- It does look nasty, but come on - it wasn't anywhere near his jugular. That's like saying Tom Cruise could have been killed if that water microphone had plugged all of his orifices and cause him to suffocate. Or something.
- Yeah, eating garbage out of the dumpster is a much better option.
- If Berlusconi's fat ass can command this kind of price, imagine what a good piece of Kim Jong Il would go for.
- It's official - this is the worst thing I have ever heard. Ever.
- Triumph at the Michael Jackson trial. Where do these people live?
- Apparently farts same the sound in Dutch as they do in English.
- To which the Governator responded, "Stop it!!!!"
- Ay, que malo!!!
- Sounds like Bonnaroo was a blast. I don't care if he's the son of Satan, if he's better than Chris Rix, put him in Coach!
- If you ever catch me letting my kid suckle at my teat, please kick me in the neck immediately. Imagine finding out that you used to chew on your dad's nipples; those kinds of emotional scars don't heal.
- When did loving cock become a crime? Gross injustice!
About Me
- Name: Joey Jo Jo Jr. Chabidoux
- Location: San Francisco, California, United States
Previous
- Coldplay Fillmore Tickets: Spanish Fly for Losers
- Coldplay coming to the Fillmore on May 4
- Most Disturbingly Unsurprising Fact of the Day
- "Oh say can you........uh"
- Kasabian back in SF
- The Mancharrrrrr-ian Candidate
- Chariots of Feces
- The Wages of 'Sin'
- The Bravery at Slim's - March 29, 2005
- "But you mustn't tooouucchhhhhh!!!!!"
In Current Rotation
- Beck - Guero: I'm not usually the biggest Beck fan, but this album is pretty irresistable.
- Audioslave - Out of Exile: I was surprised by how much I liked the Audioslave debut, and this one seems like more of the same. Just good, hard, solid rock. Tom Morello is amazing.
- Gorillaz - Demon Days: I get a little tired of Gorillaz and have a hard time listening to an entire album without skipping tracks. But when they get it right, they get it right. And "Feel Good Inc.", iPod-related overexposure aside, gets it right.
- Spoon - Gimme Fiction: I heard this one for the first time months ago and was disappointed, feeling like it didn't have the gems of 'Kill the Moonlight.' But a few more listens have got me digging this one a lot more. It's true it has fewer standouts, but overall it's a musical step forward for a really good band.
- Nine Inch Nails - With Teeth: Now I remember why I used to like NIN so much back in high school.
Blogs I Love
- The Best Page in the Universe: The one, the only, the Maddox. His updates have been increasingly sparse, but there are some truly legendary pieces in his back catalog (check out the one on "extreme" foods).
- Surgical Strikes: The opposite of my blog: short, sweet, no Bruce McGill references. But it's also very clever and delightfully random.
- One Louder: It's NY focused, but One Louder is a great source of info about indie and up-and-coming bands.
- Stereogum: Another great blog about celebrity, music, and general insanity.
- Gizmodo: The Bible of tech gadget blogs, Gizmodo covers an amazingly wide variety of "cool shit."
- All Things Christie: Brilliant, clever and insanely hot. Christie - I submit to you.
- The Superficial: Ripping idiotic celebrities to shreds with maximum sarcasm - an irresistable recipe.
- Screenhead: A great source of bizarre and fascinating tidbits.
- The Phat Phree: It's very Onion-esque, but can copying the Onion be a bad thing?
- Ben's Bargains: Before dropping $400 on an iPod, check this site out. Some real steals to be found here
- Pink is the New Blog: Priceless, bitchy commentary about ridiculous celebrities.
- Egotastic: More celeb commentary. Not as consistently clever as Pink, but occasionally hits the mark.
- I Will Be False To You: Just the links, baby. A great way to waste a lot of time.
- Crying While Eating: I don't know that actually watching the videos adds that much, but the completely bizarre and random concept of this site makes my piss myself.
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You lucky son of a bitch...sorry Jon, I got nothing.
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